There's no Christmas trees in Florida. 1. Harry : I'll tell you what you do: you keep one, and you give the other one to a very special person. : : Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: And how are you this morning? They are. [Kate is informed by airport security that Kevin is on the run in New York]. Marv Kate: He ran away from the hotel when they questioned him about the card. Home Alone This gem: This bit is a great example of how the simplest lines can sometimes be among the funniest: In the beginning, Harry (posing as a cop) is trying to talk to Kevin's parents. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? : I will. [Kevin closes the door as Cedrick begs him not to close it]. [as he makes footstep sounds on the stairs, Kevin throws a tied-off paint can down]. Kevin McCallister Credit card? Santa: Nah, that's all right. GO UP! Gus first appears in the Scranton airport when Kate is trying to get a flight to Chicago. Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. We'll notify the credit card companies immediately. Kevin McCallister And ma'am sometimes I do get into mischief. [Still Dazed]  Bird Lady : [Marv points up and makes incoherent noises, signaling that Kevin is about to throw another brick]. Kevin McCallister Sonny! Anybody home? Peter McCallister: I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself. Ow! : : Marv: He's a little cranky. : I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Wow, it worked. When you're ready to apologize to Buzz and to the rest of your family, then come down. Kevin McCallister For free? [on TV]  [pauses] Oh, my God. Kevin McCallister : Everyone in this family *hates* me! They're kind of the same thing. Company Credits And I'd have the most fun in my whole life. : You bust out of jail to rob fourteen cents from a Santa Claus? Kevin McCallister You're good at it. Harry Harry. Marv: Every little bit helps. Kevin McCallister : The man I loved fell out of love with me. Great. Oh, wouldn't want to spoil you're fun, Mr. Cheapskate. Kevin McCallister Kevin McCallister: Fine. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? [picks up a brick from a pile behind him]. : Hotel Operator That's... three. Santa: Shoot. I did what I did because Buzz humiliated me. Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself? Uncle Frank McCallister : Kate McCallister : Kevin McCallister : Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest: You see that tree there? Kevin McCallister Kate McCallister : Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family. : Bird Lady I'd rather kiss a toilet seat! Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. : : Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here? Kate: Me? : You better not wreck my trip, you little sour puss, your dad's paying good money for it. Immature or not, it was pretty gol-darn hilarious. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Kate McCallister : Good luck little fella. Um, that won't be necessary, sir. Oops. Cedric the Bellman So what else is new? STANDS4 LLC, 2021. I'm not driving. Can I help you? : [an inspector walks up to him with a note]. : Cedrick the Bellman: Nice family. You can't be too careful when it involves underwear. : : TV is my life. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge : Buzz McCallister [In a kiss-up tone]  Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. Understand? I'm not apologizing to Buzz! Kate McCallister: Well... Find a nice, fake silver one. : Kids are helpless. [Johnny fires his gun wildly, cackling, as the hotel staff dive for cover], Johnny: 3! It's a good thing I have my own ticket just in case you guys try to ditch me. It's a nice night for a neck injury. : : A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates. Cop: Well, Mr. Duncan, it's all over with. Okay, kid. Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. Kate McCallister [Kevin gasps in horror and flees the cab], [Kevin looks out a window of the Plaza Hotel and sees a shining star on the top of a building as a choir sings "Christmas Star" in the background]. That's kerosene. Kevin McCallister That did it! [watching in bewilderment]  The Plaza Hotel featured in Home Alone 2, which came out in 1992, and is where Kevin McAllister (Macaulay Culkin) ended up when getting separated … Gangster Johnny on TV: Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. Harry : Kevin McCallister: I'm 10-years-old. Uncle Rob? That's why I'm gonna let you go. That's two. Kevin McCallister Harry : If you don't, I'll send you some money, if I ever get back to Chicago. Hotel Operator Kevin McCallister Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it. : : Honey, are you packed yet? Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. Harry We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I'd like you to give him a message. Mom, where are you? Aunt Georgette? Yes, sir. I'm 10 years old. I'd like a hotel room please... Hotel Operator That's okay. : : Beat that, you little trout sniffer. Kevin McCallister Kevin McCallister : Knocking off a youngster ain't gonna mean all that much to me. I don't care how much people bug me, I'd rather be with someone than alone. [the entire staff gets down on their knees], [Kevin snickers quietly and unmutes the T.V.]. Harry: [he and Marv snicker] Okay, kid. Brilliant. : : Johnny: I knew it was you. Kevin McCallister Cedrick the Bellman Okay? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. [Kevin cuts the pipe loose, which he sees is about to land on them]  But since we're in a hurry, I'll made a deal with you: you throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. Hey Kevin, you better go put your tie on. Oh, and may I make a suggestion? : : Kevin McCallister : … [to Kevin]  Kevin McCallister : I'm not sorry. : : Marv Um, let me guess... Donald Duck slippers? : No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. Kevin McCallister I'm traveling with my dad. Harry: Shut up, Marv. Kevin McCallister This is what I had in mind. I need to get to Rockefeller Center. If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. Kevin McCallister : Nevah! What's the matter, kid? Merry Christmas. One year after Kevin McCallister was left home alone and had to defeat a pair of bumbling burglars, he accidentally finds himself stranded in New York City - and the same criminals are not far behind. Kevin McCallister Sonny. He ain't got a plan. : (FAMILY GRUMBLING) Where are my golf balls? Buzz McCallister : That's not aftershave, that's kerosene. : I don't care. You got it. : And since you're all so stupid to believe his lies, I don't care if you're idiotic Florida trip gets wrecked or not. : Kate McCallister Kevin McCallister I'd better get going. Kate McCallister A holiday skit during this weekend’s Saturday Night Live got a few laughs for spoofing the Christmas sequel Oh... Kate: And what would you do if one of them was missing? HOME ALONE : (1990) | Full Movie Best Scenes in HD | 1080p Kevin, I'm sorry - Home Alone 2 (1992) HOME ALONE (Ở Nhà Một Mình): Phim GIÁNG SINH Hay Nhất ? : And since he gets away with everything, I'll let him have it. : Kevin McCallister So he dropped me off here. Kevin McCallister: Two? An inflatable clown to play with in the pool. Marv Johnny: All right, I believe you ... Looks like you won't be needing this, kid. He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. I was very careful, sir. Cedric the Bellman: You know, Herbert Hoover once stayed here on this floor. : Buzz McCallister Kevin McCallister Thanks, Buzz. Uncle Frank McCallister: Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal. : Give it to me. Uncle Frank McCallister: Ohhh, you're cookin frankie! He's alone. tip left over. You been smoochin' with everybody! I think so. : It's late. Right. Well, two turtle doves. : Come on. That's boring. Cedrick the Bellman : Kevin: I'm old enough to know how it works. : What? I understand. You better not wreck my trip, you little sourpuss. The rope is soaked in it. 11, 12, 13... Where's Kevin? There's two guys after me. Johnny: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. The latter sequence is even worse than the first film in terms of violence inflicted on the two villains (director Chris Columbus, who also made the first film, can't seem to emphasize the slapstick over the graphic effects of the fight). P.S. : Cedrick the Bellman: Do you know how the TV works? : : Kevin McCallister: Why do we have to go to Florida? Harry: That's not aftershave, Marv. Harry: What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas eve that nobody's gonna think to rob? The rope is soaked in it. Do you have insurance? Without any of you guys. : Fuller McCallister : Technical Specs, [talking to Peter McCallister, and finding out that Kevin has credit cards], [appears in front seat and takes the last passport], [after making a formal apology to the family; whispers to Kevin], [turns around to reveal his frightening face], [looking out a window of the hotel in Florida, where it's raining], [Looking around at his family, staring at him with judging expressions], [voiceover as he's riding in a carriage's trunk], [trying to pack up after it is discovered that he stole his dad's credit card], [peeking through the mail slot of his uncle's brownstown], [as they run up the stairs, Kevin heaves a large pipe down], [Kevin cuts the pipe loose, which he sees is about to land on them], Mr. E.F. Duncan, Owner Duncan's Toy Chest. : Don't make promises you can't keep. : But, since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. Kevin McCallister We apprehended the thieves, and recovered your money. Then you can stay up here the rest of the night. : I'd like to apologize to my family for whatever displeasure I may have caused you... Buzz McCallister: My prank was immature and ill-timed. Only in my room a few times. Including Buzz. Bird Lady : [records into Talk Boy]  This somewhat unpleasant 1992 sequel to the blockbuster Home Alone revisits the first film's gimmick by stranding Macaulay Culkin's character in New York City while his family ends up somewhere else. I don’t care, I’m getting toasted. : : Uh, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait... [Kevin is watching a video of an old gangster movie]. Kevin McCallister Harry : So, what else is new? : Harry: Yeah, grown men come in the park and don't leave alive. : [using a tape recorder in a low voice]  Kevin McCallister : That's one. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge Buzz McCallister Marv: Yeah but this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies to get us with. My prank was immature and ill-timed. I outgrew them. 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